My dorm room for the next year!
fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy
cute things to call your girlfriend:
Ladies and gentlemen…Ellen DeGeneres
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
Coming in 2018 is Disney’s next fairy tale mythology animated feature film, set amongst the South Pacific islands, rendered in a ‘painterly-style CGI’ (think the Paperman short): and y’all are going to LOVE IT:
The main character will be Moana Waialiki, a sea voyaging enthusiast, and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her family needs her help, she sets off on an epic journey. The film will also include demi-gods and spirits taken from real mythology.
This is also currently being directed by Ron Clements and John Musker, the duo who directed The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Hercules and The Princess an the Frog! So there’s that
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
All hail queen Chloe
The notes holy shit
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
*Gets up from seat and leaves*
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
I think when Tumblr dies this will be the one post we are known for.